I hope you had a chance to read the last post and laughed at the joke! In case you read it and didn't understand it, this is the explanation:
"Oscar:À ma mort, je veux être incinéré.
Matilde:Ça, C'est bien toi.Chaque que fois que tu pars,tu laisse de la cendre partout."
"Oscar: When I die, I want to be cremated.
Matilde: It sounds just like you, every time you leave, you leave ashes all over the place."
Pretty funny isn't it? I am going to leave you with another joke, this time a bit longer. See if you understand it!
Quelle est la couleur des petits pois ?
- Rouge, car les petits pois sont rouges (les petits poissons rouges).
Q'est ce qui est vert et très dangereux ?
- Un petit pois avec une mitraillette.
Qu'est-ce que le sucre ?
- C'est quelque chose qui donne mauvais gout au café quand on oublie d'en mettre dedans.
Ecrire " LE ROI PEPIN " dans le coin d'une feuille, ensuite il faut rayer le "o", le "i", "Pe", "pin" : LE ROI PEPIN.
On obtient alors : Le roi Pepin dans un coin, sans eau, sans lit, sans pain et sans le peu qu'il lui reste. (sans O, sans l'I, sans PIN, et sans le PE qu'il lui reste.)
I'll give you the translation next time!
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Monday, July 21, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Learning French Review - Laughing at french jokes
One way to learn french is to read the french newspapers once in a while or read some french news online. Another good day to learn french is to read some good french jokes...
I was reading some french jokes the other day and I found this one quite funny! No better way to learn french then reading french and laughing at the same time.
Try and see if you get this french joke! I'll explain it in the next post...
"Oscar:À ma mort, je veux être incinéré.
Matilde:Ça, C'est bien toi.Chaque que fois que tu pars,tu laisse de la cendre partout."
Don't forget to get your 6 free french lessons!
I was reading some french jokes the other day and I found this one quite funny! No better way to learn french then reading french and laughing at the same time.
Try and see if you get this french joke! I'll explain it in the next post...
"Oscar:À ma mort, je veux être incinéré.
Matilde:Ça, C'est bien toi.Chaque que fois que tu pars,tu laisse de la cendre partout."
Don't forget to get your 6 free french lessons!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Learning French Review - Having Supper With Friends!
Did you get the last audio french phrase of the day? Diane, veux-tu me passer le beurre s'il te plait! Diane, would you please pass me the butter!
One thing that you'll do while learning french is to visit with french speaking friends or to invite them to your house for supper. Today we'll be looking at around the house items and how you say them in french.
le couteau - the knife
la cuiller - the spoon
la fourchette - the fork
le beurre - the butter
la table - the table
la chaise - the chair
une tasse de café - a cup of coffee
une tasse de thé - a cup of tea
servir - to serve
Don't forget to get your 6 free french lessons!
One thing that you'll do while learning french is to visit with french speaking friends or to invite them to your house for supper. Today we'll be looking at around the house items and how you say them in french.
le couteau - the knife
la cuiller - the spoon
la fourchette - the fork
le beurre - the butter
la table - the table
la chaise - the chair
une tasse de café - a cup of coffee
une tasse de thé - a cup of tea
servir - to serve
Don't forget to get your 6 free french lessons!
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